I <3 Malaysia
| Malaysia | Brisbane |
| Noisy & Dangerous | Quiet & Safe |
| Weak law enforcement | Strict law enforcement |
| Can drive at 180km/h at any zone (my next aim is to hit 200km/h) | Can drive at 110km/h in a 100km/h zone (imagine driving in a school zone! even a child with a school bag two times his size can go quicker) |
| Driving a BMW makes you King of the Road (rules and regulations don’t exist) [P.s: I used to drive a BMW and now a VW] | Driving a Ferrari does not make you King of the Road (you obey the same road rules as a Toyota Corolla driver) |
| Potholes are so big you can prepare a family stew in it | Smooth roads with the occasional possum road kill |
| Bribery and corruption are WIDELY | Bribery and corruption will land you in jail (I was warned not to bribe) |
| “Never mind” / “Tidak apa” attitude | Why, When, How, What, Where? |
| Money politics is not corruption/bribery | Money politics is corruption/bribery |
| Police arrest bloggers and journalists | Police arrest criminals and thugs |
| Rapist, murderers, robbers, killers and paedophile walks free | Rapist, murderers, robbers, killers and paedophile doing their time |
| ISA is used to arrest ANYONE who does not agree with the current ruling party’s policy | National Security is used to arrest terrorists ONLY |
| “For my own pocket and my cronies” policy | “For the people” policy |
| Verbal agreement (empty promises) | Documented agreement (can sue if anything goes wrong) |
| Good food (can cause diarrhoea or sore throat sometimes) | Good food (Western food only, all Asian food sucks) |
Anyways enough of ranting, I would like to wish everyone a wonderful Christmas this year and and a prosperous New Year.
Quote of the month "Eat a bag of cement and harden the fuck up"
P.s: If you don't see me blogging anymore I am probably in jail for publishing anti-government views.
