70 Janda St..........zzzzzz

Temperature is rising in this new place that I am living now. For starters, the owner's wife is a Malaysian and the owner is a Singaporean, and when you get kiasuland and bolehland mixed together the results can be mind boggling, shocking and hilarious (it's like having multiple orgasm at the same time......zzzzzzzzz.).

Bolehland

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Kiasuland

Recently, the couple has been harassing me for all the wrong reasons a.k.a barking up the wrong tree (but they cut down all the trees around the house so I was the only one left to bark at.....LMAO!!)

No more trees in the backyard

--> They say I can only use the washing machine once a week while they wash their own laundry everyday

--> They say my soy sauce bottles on the fridge door rack is too heavy (about 1 kg), they feel that the fridge door will fall off, therefore they want me to remove my soy sauce bottles to "lighten the load" (Westinghouse can close shop already if all their fridges couldn't support a few bottles of soy sauce........note the sarcasm...)

Beware of fridge door falling off.......lol!

--> I am not allowed to pre-cut and keep garlic in the fridge because it is smelly but yet they are eating garlic and using it in every meal

--> They tell me that I can't keep soy sauce in the fridge, yet the soy sauce bottle has this label "Refrigerate after opening"......................zZzZZZZzzzzzZ......


That's about it for now, will update you peeps when there's more funny stuff happening.